Facebook Applications

I haven't been on Facebook very long. That being said, I find most of the applications are rather dull. There are thousands of these applications. Those of you on Facebook know what I'm talking about. Applications like:
What kind of eyes do you have?
What is your 80's song?
Are YOU Interested?
Name Analyser

I think someone should develop a "What Kind of Trash Bag are You?" application. That could be fun. It could classify people as ForceFlex, Draw String, Quick Tie, Odor Shield, Gripper, and Cinch Sack. Yeah, that works. Have to come up with personality traits for each of the bag types.

The Odor Shield--You take pride in your appearance, but may overindulge in the use of scented body products.
The Gripper--You are afraid to let go of past relationships, as well as old boxes. Getting rid of the junk in your life is a looming necessity.
The Draw String--You are quick and easy, not messy. Maybe a little too casual. The opposite of a Cinch Sack.
Cinch Sack--You prefer clothing that is too tight and revealing. A call to TLC's What not to wear may be an important step for you to take. Might need to hook up with a Draw String, just for balance.
ForceFlex--You tend to take on many projects. Unfortunately, your strength can be your weakness, as too many projects will cause you to break.


OOPs I forgot about Lawn and Garden trash bags-- A lover of the outdoors. You probably have a thirty-ought-six (.30-06), and a fishing boat. Be sure to buy a gun safe if you have children in the house.

Yes, I really do think comparing people to trash bags would make a wonderful facebook application. Come up with some of your own. It could be fun!