1. Never pick your nose after roasting and peeling chili peppers.
2. Never drink hot coffee in the nude.
3. Don't swat at flies while holding a plate of spaghetti.
4. Spit out chewing gum before eating peanuts.
5. Don't take a laxative and sleeping pill on the same night.
Please share your list of common sense rules.
2 comments:
My belly's hurting from laughing at those.
Here's one for you:
Don't change your contact lens during a sand storm.
Don't sunbath in the nude and accidentally fall asleep. (I had a friend in college that did that once. He had "parts" that were sunburned really bad. yeeeeowwwch!)
Wish you could have been in Denver with us! It's been too long since we were all together. Can't think of any common sense things, must mean I don't have any? What happened to your blog??
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